Paging a doctor. We have a heart attack coming!

You would think that this would happen in the US since we are known for our ability to pile more unhealthiness on top of already artery-clogging foods. But alas, Japan might have taken over that title.

To promote Microsoft’s new operating system, the limited-edition burger — available for seven days only — includes seven beef patties for the cost of ¥777 (about $8.50).



I think I can already feel the left side of my body starting to hurt… anyone have any aspirin?